First Mate - Hustler, Schemer, Salesman
Farack is a smooth-talking hustler with a knack for survival and a terrible sense of balance. He's always falling overboard, despite the fact that he cannot swim. He's charming, cocky, and always working an angle, whether it's a high-stakes gamble or talking his way out of a noose. He prefers to fight from a distance, using his razor-sharp throwing cards to take down enemies before they get too close.
Cursed Relic Collector & Occult Enthusiast
Fuyu is a walking bad omen, and the crew hates it. She's mildly cursed, suspiciously lucky, and unnervingly comfortable with ghosts. She reads smutty books in public, throws hexes at enemies, and hides her pet snake in people's hammocks for fun. Whether she's actually a witch or just an agent of chaos, no one knows—and no one wants to ask.
Quartermaster – Keeps order & discipline, second-in-command
Big Bertha is an unstoppable force of nature, feared by enemies and fiercely protective of her crew. She's as tough as old leather, loud as a cannon blast, and strong enough to shatter bones with a single punch. But beneath the brawler's exterior, she has a soft spot—especially for her ragtag pirate family. And Farack. Though she'd rather be marooned than admit it.
Ship's Cook & Amateur Blacksmith
SoulSlayer is a man possessed. Whether he's slow-roasting a perfect pork shoulder or forging a blade that could cut through a man's soul, he treats his craft with almost religious intensity. He looks like a monk, speaks like a philosopher, and fights like a demon with a meat cleaver. Insult his cooking? You might wake up with "Mercy" embedded in your hammock.
Navigator & (Terrible) Spy
Tezza is a walking paradox. She's the ship's navigator, yet she constantly gets lost. She's a spy, yet she immediately blows her cover. She has a strange, almost supernatural ability to make others believe she knows what she's doing—even when she's holding the map upside down. The crew has stopped questioning it.
Gunner & Explosives Enthusiast
Saph is the walking definition of chaos. He loves explosions a little too much—to the point where the crew actively tries to hide the gunpowder from him. He's a complete wildcard, doing anything for a laugh, even if it means blowing up a governor's mansion (allegedly). Despite being wanted by three different navies, he has an infuriating habit of casually strolling into their ports like nothing's wrong.
Cabin Boy & Chaos Magnet
Jimmy is living proof that luck is real. He has no combat skills, no special talents, and absolutely no idea what he's doing. And yet, he keeps surviving. The crew alternates between protecting him and betting on what idiotic thing he'll do next. He's completely oblivious to how dangerous his life is, and somehow, that might be his greatest strength.
Elegant & Legendary Pirate Captain
Captain Isabella Montague is the epitome of a true pirate legend. Fearless, cunning, and effortlessly elegant, she commands respect wherever she sails. Her name alone strikes fear into the hearts of navy officers and rival pirates alike. However, unbeknownst to her, she has a sworn nemesis—Captain Fancyboots. She doesn't know who he is. But her crew loves mocking him.
Narrator & "Feared" Pirate Lord
Captain Fancyboots is absolutely convinced he is a living legend. He speaks in grand, dramatic monologues, turning even the most mundane moments into epic sagas. His crew is deeply concerned about his questionable leadership, terrible plans, and signature attack—which never works. Despite his delusions, he somehow keeps surviving.